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HAT ON MY SHOULDERS

British collectible figurines. No head. Just the hat. The shoulders carry everything.

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"Authority is a costume.
Someone just forgot to mention it."

ROYAL
£28.99
The Crown Edition
Palace Gold & Crimson velvet.
A 4-inch study in power and blindness.
"I see everything. Even when there is
nothing to see.

GUARD
£28.99
The Bearskin Edition
Black fur. High-gloss boots.
Has said nothing for three hundred years.
Is not planning to.
"Duty does not require an audience.
Though it appreciates one."

BOBBY
£28.99
The Helmet Edition Matte black.
Silver badge. Peace sign on the boot.
He has not explained why.
"To serve. To protect.
To stand on a Union Jack
and think about things."

"The hat was never decorating the head.
The head was just somewhere to put the hat."

GHOST EDITION

White laquered. Numbered. Never repeated. 150 units per design. Once gone, this colourway closes. Forever.

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WHY HOMS® EXISTS

We are not selling figurines. We are selling a perspective.

Britain has always understood something the rest of the world is still working out.
The institution matters more than the individual inside it. The uniform outlasts the person wearing it. The hat carries more meaning than the head beneath it.

HOMS® makes that visible.
Four inches of Palace Gold, black fur and matte black.
Standing on a Union Jack. Absolutely certain of their authority.
No head required.